"It was some time after its creation when most people forgot that the very oldest stories of the beginning are, sooner or later, about... blood. At least, that's one theory. The philosopher Daedactalus has suggested an alternative hypothesis: "Things just happen. What the hell." -Death introducing Discworld in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather Oh I'm also called Will :) All usual youth stereotypes about alcohol, sex and smoking are applicable.
